A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"! It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'!
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life: 1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll 2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll 3. His Wife - डांवाडोल
Girlfriend: Baby, my heart is beating for you. Boyfriend: Yeh Toh Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Pagli. Once my father was beating me for you!
Awesome answer given by a girlfriend when her boyfiend asked her for a kiss. . . . . . . . . . Karlo!
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
Girlfriend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho. Boyfriend: Kutti, Kamini, Zaleel, I Love You. Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin, Ab To Haan Kar De Chudail!